Right folks, Big Jock has been on the blower and Big Jock isnae happy. And when Big Jock isnae happy heads will normally roll. However being the generous fucker he is, he has humbly allowed us to put together Big Jocks Tremendous 4th Semi-Annual New York Dive Bar Tour on the strict mandate of 'BACK TO BASICS'. Big Jocks popular with the ladies and he's had many lovers, there's a good chance your wife is one of his cast offs, but when it comes to drinking he's a mans man. Therefore any bar which will sells Corona or Martini is strictly off limits. Big Jock has spent more nights at expensive hostess clubs watching catwalk models earning an extra buck lap dancing for him than you've had hot dinners. The last thing he wants to see is some flabby barmaid performing tricks for the tourist crowds - Coyote Ugly theme bars are out.

Big Jocks Tremendous 4th Semi-Annual New York Dive Bar Tour is getting back to
basics. He's told us to sort it out or he'll "get Trump in to run the whole fucking thing". Biggest shiteholes in New York - nothing more!

WATCH THIS SPACE FOR DETAILS - KEEP ALL OF JUNE FREE COS JOCK WILL DECIDE FIT SUITS HIM BEST AND YOU BETTER MAKE TIME FOR HIM.

Big Jock will be in China putting together a large deal to provide the windows to the Bejing Olympic stadiums however for us mere mortals there is a BJT4SANYDBT strategy meeting starting around 3-4pm at Cheap Shots on May 17th. All welcome.

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