This Friday at 11:30AM
Nevada Smith's
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Big news from Big Jock. Get your tartan towels looked out, your subway passes upgraded and make sure you've 6 months left on your visas......Big Jocks is hitting Brooklyn!

In what will officially be know as the 'BJT4SANYDBTBTBBB' Big Jocks Tremendous 4th Semi Annual New York Dive Bar Tour, Back to Basics Brooklyn Bound, the net has been cast far and wide for drinking establishments which can live down to the extremely low standards required for selection. Of course as well as having considerably more money than any of you, Big Jock is also much more generous and kind hearted. He has offered to donate "two of your worthless third world dollars" to the fund for retired Tartan Army foot soldiers for anyone who can out-drink his vast consumption of Brooklyn Lagers. Percy will be allowed to look after his fat wallet for the afternoon while he challenges all comers.

July 19th 2008 - Everyone and everybody is invited to join us for the fun that is 'BJT4SANYDBTBTBBB'.

Rest assured that Malky was banned from making any suggestions for this tour.

July 19th, 2008
Starting at 3pm at Rosemary's (aka Greenpoint) Tavern in Williamburg, conveniently located about 20 yards from the Bedford Avenue stop on the L.


Google Map of the route

Kilts and/or ridiculous apparel encouraged. All welcome - invite your friends.

3pm	Rosemary's Greenpoint Tavern 188 Bedford Ave., near N. 7th St, Williamsburg, Brooklyn (HAPPY HOUR: All times: $3.50 Bud 32oz styrofoam contanter, $4.50 Becks 32oz styrofoam container)
4pm	Turkey's Nest 94 Bedford Ave., at N. 12th St., Williamsburg, Brooklyn
5pm	Charleston 174 Bedford Ave., between N. 7th & N. 8th St., Williamsburg, Brooklyn free pizza!)
6pm	Cyn Lounge 216 Bedford Ave., at N. 5th St, Williamsburg, Brooklyn (HAPPY HOUR: Daily, 2pm-9pm; $2 PBRs; $5 shot-and-beer specials; varying other drink specials)
7pm	Duff's 28 N. 3rd St at Kent Ave, Williamsburg, Brooklyn (HAPPY HOUR: Daily, 6pm-9pm; $1 Pabst Blue Ribbon)
8pm	119 119 E. 15th St. at Irving Pl., Union Square, NY
9pm	Continental 25 Third Ave., near St. Mark's Place, NY
10pm	Grassroots Tavern 20 St. Mark's Place, NY
11pm	Holiday Cocktail Lounge 75 St. Mark's Place, NY
12am	Lucy's 135 Ave. A, near 9th St., NY
1am	2 X 4 68 2nd ave., at 4th street, NY
2am	Mars Bar 25 East 1st Street at 2nd Ave., NY
3am	Milano's 51 E. Houston St., NY

Right folks, Big Jock has been on the blower and Big Jock isnae happy. And when Big Jock isnae happy heads will normally roll. However being the generous fucker he is, he has humbly allowed us to put together Big Jocks Tremendous 4th Semi-Annual New York Dive Bar Tour on the strict mandate of 'BACK TO BASICS'. Big Jocks popular with the ladies and he's had many lovers, there's a good chance your wife is one of his cast offs, but when it comes to drinking he's a mans man. Therefore any bar which will sells Corona or Martini is strictly off limits. Big Jock has spent more nights at expensive hostess clubs watching catwalk models earning an extra buck lap dancing for him than you've had hot dinners. The last thing he wants to see is some flabby barmaid performing tricks for the tourist crowds - Coyote Ugly theme bars are out.

Big Jocks Tremendous 4th Semi-Annual New York Dive Bar Tour is getting back to
basics. He's told us to sort it out or he'll "get Trump in to run the whole fucking thing". Biggest shiteholes in New York - nothing more!

WATCH THIS SPACE FOR DETAILS - KEEP ALL OF JUNE FREE COS JOCK WILL DECIDE FIT SUITS HIM BEST AND YOU BETTER MAKE TIME FOR HIM.

Big Jock will be in China putting together a large deal to provide the windows to the Bejing Olympic stadiums however for us mere mortals there is a BJT4SANYDBT strategy meeting starting around 3-44-5pm at Cheap Shots on May 17th. All welcome.

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